Ani and I ran away from the two-leggeds to do our guarding job last night when the two-legged went into their bed thing. They always want us to come with them, but we knew we had a job to do.
Funny that the two-leggeds never seem to appreciate that guarding job... especially when we do it during the dark times.
While guarding we found the invader and hunted it. We wrote a song about it...
The two-leggeds didn't seem to like it. We think they didn't anyways because they came out to stop our composing about every hour until it was almost light time again.
Two-leggeds are funny that way.
Funny that the two-leggeds never seem to appreciate that guarding job... especially when we do it during the dark times.
While guarding we found the invader and hunted it. We wrote a song about it...
Armadillo by morning, I'll catch that animal,Do you think we will get a platinum, framed doggy biscuit for that one?
If I have to bark all night, and ignore them when they call.
I've got a great sense of smell,
It serves me real well,
I don't need to see 'em in the dark.
So armadillo by morning,
at armadillo I will bark.
The two-leggeds didn't seem to like it. We think they didn't anyways because they came out to stop our composing about every hour until it was almost light time again.
Two-leggeds are funny that way.
2 comments:
That's a great song, guys! Who cares of the two-leggers don't like it. We dogs do. I'm a nighttime guard dog, too. I don't sing, but my very favorite hobby is barking. I LOVE to bark.
--Oley
Hey Three Dog Straight,
I think you have a new hit on your hands! I've been enjoying your lyrics for a while now but Gmail has not been co-operating, so I haven't been able to pass on my appreciation. I've got my purr-sun convinced that she needs to listen to the words more carefully. I'll be testing out her resolve soon because the raccoons are visiting the take-out cans. Probably something to do with improved refrigeration lately.
Keep on singing!
Pistol
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